Twizzllers- Those who always have some sort of survey or game to play

Twittnets- Those who are always trying to promote some sort of network marketing schemes.

Twittdoms- Those who make me fall asleep with their boring posts.

Twittstars- Those who have interesting things to say all of the time.

Twittelers- Those who are always traveling and always sending Twitters through their phones

Twittegos- Those who think whatever they say is the most important.

I just made these up and I don’t know if they exist already but thought I would give it a shot.

Twitter Groups

T’n'A – Twits ‘n’ Arses
Members: Those who tweet nonsense or bad attempts at humor
consistently. Includes those who flame or argue all the
time as well as spammers.

The TA – Future members of Twitter Anonymous
Those who tweet all day everyday about everything,
obviously addicted to or obsessed with twitter.

Valleys
Those who are like, all enamoured with twitter
and,like, just think it and themselves just all so
beautiful and wonderful, you know, like aren’t tweets
just the sickest thing you ever saw?

Cavers
Those who use a series of unintelligible abbreviations
and vowel free wrds 2 mk ppl understd wht’s said w/out
having 2 do >1 tweet. Their tweets resemble
hieroglyphics or cave writings, especially to others who
may not use msm or other texting instead of email,
snail mail or the phone for communications.

Jacks & Jills
Those who are working to climb up the beanstalk or hill of success to get
to the wonderful land, only to find themselves in the
giant’s home or tumbling down the slippery slope in peril instead of in the land of milk and
honey promised by their latest guru.

Gurus
Leaders in your niche or interest area whose ideas you,
the reader, follow and with which you agree.

Gurots
High earners in your niche or interest area whose ideas
or actions run afoul of yours. They are often those who
yell the loudest and who take every opportunity to
disparage the Guru’s.

Admen
Those who seem to only advertise their affiliate sites,
obviously oblivious to the care and concerns expressed
by other – (I wanted to call these the “MFs” because
they mind-F’d everyone, whenever their was a lull in
the conversation.

Tweetie Pies
Those who tweet just right and are interesting, i.e.
the wanted ones.

Doldrones
Those whose tweet are as dull as (fill in your favorite
cussword here). They put me to sleep.

That is my suggested list. I shall now take my tongue from my cheek and tweet off into the night. This was a fun contest. Peace and Love to you and yours. Ellen L “jemyl” Johnson